Marraige in a Nutshell
How to Make a Woman Happy
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food or Beer
3. Hand over the remote
linked at Basil's Blog and NIF... thanks TJ!
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food or Beer
3. Hand over the remote
linked at Basil's Blog and NIF... thanks TJ!
Peak I've always heard it. How to make a man happy:
1. speak less
2. make him a sandwich
3. play with his ____
Posted by
Dr. Phat Tony |
12:05 PM
...would that be the who-do-dilly?
Posted by
Peakah |
12:19 PM
It doesn't matter if they show up naked as long as nudity is included somewhere in there.
Posted by
Difster |
1:41 PM
I just want to make sure you understand that even though you may do everything on that list... you will still be doing one of the following:
1. doing it wrong
2. doing it wrong
3. doing it wrong
Posted by
Cathy |
4:44 PM
Dif: good point... the context of the nudity matters not, it's the nudity... period.
Cathy: ain't that the truth!!!
Posted by
Peakah |
5:03 PM
Peak, All 3 are not necessary to make a man happy. Pick any one and it's adequate.
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:36 PM
Sounds about right to me! LOL Cathy.
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:36 PM
Dang, and here I thought the perfect man was one who simply exclaims in Latin in moments of passion (Veni, vidi, vici!!!)
Maybe I should broaden my horizons.
Nah. haha
Posted by
Uber |
6:35 PM