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Tuesday, August 02, 2005 

Pay-Per-Saddam

Saddam's trial on live television
The trial of Saddam Hussein will be shown on live television, Iraq's national security adviser said yesterday.

The trial will show the Arab and Muslim world "that this is going to be a fair, just trial with a defence counsel in there, with a proper prosecuting counsel as well there," Iraqi national security adviser Muwaffaq Rubaie told CNN. "And everybody will watch this trial live on television."
Ok, here's what I want to see...
Ramsey Clark vs. Marcia Clark

Have it held at Fenway Park, Boston, MA.
(only if the Yankee's hat is stapled to his head)

Have it promoted by Don King Productions and sold on Pay-per-view.

With ring announcements by Michael Buffer,

and refereed (reefer-eed?) by Royce Gracie...

All in the name of Justice baby!

They could always set up saddam in the outfield and if a batter hit's him with the ball someone in the stands could win some money.

Oh, the possibilities are endless... don't we deserve to have some fun with a horrible dictator? Make him relive in his mind each and every soul he stole through complete and total public embarassment!

Have him on a travelling stock to tour the country with his head and arms locked up and allow each American the chance to pimp smack the toughguy.

We should apply good old fashioned WWF trial style. Have Saddam make a big Owen Hart brand flying entrance to the court from the rafters above.

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