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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 

Wonder-lust

LOS ANGELES (AP) - When Stevie Wonder returned to the studio after a 10-year hiatus to record "A Time to Love," he was doing more than getting back to work. He was getting back to the message that has formed the cornerstone of his legendary career.

"Of all the needs that we have right now, more than anything we need a time for love," Wonder said
That pretty much solves it folks!

Just remember, when driving on the freeway and you get cut off by a rice burner driven by a 15 year old who's puffing weed and blasting bass laced crap rap loud enough to make the vibrations of the car louder than the 'music', remember to keep Love flowing from your heart.

Love those who serve you cold fries at the fast food joint.

Love those who open their car doors into your car leaving a ding.

Love those overweight women who wear the low cut extremely tight jeans and a cutoff shirt that shows every inch of flab hanging over the way too tight beltline.

Be sure and feel deep and meaningful Love for those psychos in PETA who think it's reasonable to toss red paint onto people wearing fur. (Personally, I'd have no problem displaying the love my fists have for knocking people out if this ever happened to my wife.)

Love those politicians who say all the right things yet do none of them when in power. Can you feel the love?

Next time you see that college aged kid wearing an explosives belt on his way to the football game, be sure and give him/her a great big hug and let them know how much you Love them. That way you absorb the bulk of the blast and allow those of us with the brains a better chance of survival.

I Love being accused of being unloving by some performer or actor I've never met. I got something better... a little thing tha wease calls... WUV.

I vaguely remember a Guns and Roses song dealing with this issue. "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" or maybe a better fit would be the Misfits' "Die, Die my darlene".

or that should read darling, creative spelling is my major at school.

How about some Social Distortion too?
"She was my baby, I thought she'd be my wife
But I killed my baby, I killed her with my knife"

That's it...

Karaoke time! Grab the mic and belt out your favorite Love toons!

I think you owe me an apology Peakah for accusing me of being a druggie over at Katey's blog. I've never done drugs in my entire life.

Read my reply to your comment.

Far be it from me to jump to a few conclusions, but hey, you'll live...

No worries friend... beers on the house. Take a deep breath, relax.

You forgot to add "feel the looooovvveee, difster"

"Love those who serve you cold fries at the fast food joint."

Check out "Coke Fries and a Cheeseburger" by KJ52 (Christian Hip-Hop), funny stuff.

*snatching the mic*

"Caaaaaaan You feeeeeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiiiite."

Hey, I have a KJ52 cd in a box in my closet somewhere...

I think he's right. I mean, when the brother-sister drunked tag team was knocking me on the ground, beating me senseless, they kept saying how much they loved me. Ass!

Hey, Stevie, the world's a dark place, and I have seen people that have murdered their own children. "Love" is dead.

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