Am I Supposed to be Scared?
Yeah yeah yeah, Osama is out and speaking via soundbite over Aljazeera airwaves... how brave.
Oh, but if we just let bygones be bygones he'll come out of his cave and re-build Afghanistan and Iraq for us... besides we don't want our troops there; so his sources say...
I have a feeling that the batteries must be getting low on the ole dialysis machine...
Getting the kidneys flushed using a 200 mile train of extension cords- (an idea realized from a Miller Lite commercial Osama happen to wiggle the bunny ears enough to catch during the NFL playoff games last weekend from his cave) -must be a pain in the rear, or close to it I guess...
Funny how just when there was a fair amount of speculation that Osama bin Laden might no longer be among the living (he hadn’t been heard from in more than a year), an audiotape lands on the doorstep of Al-Jazeera TV.Despite the fact that our Security Agencies are under attack from the Enemy Within, I think Osama is realizing the futility of his situation.
Just imagine, the man responsible for the deaths of 3,000 human beings on American soil is proposing his own Marshall Plan for two nations now just beginning to taste the sweet fruit of democracy. How the women of Kabul must miss those stonings and the soccer field beheadings. Ah, for a return to the good old days when bin Laden engaged in a mutual aid program with the Taliban.
Unless of course this is all staged!
Naaa, Osama's henchmen are being sniffed out.
You know what? Screw Osama, I'm heading down to the Strip tomorrow afternoon. During the afternoon I'm taking the kiddies to The Orleans for an enjoyable time watching "Nemo on Ice" where my five kids, from ages 7 to 3 are going to have a blast watching big foam costumes gliding along the ice...
and if there's a good bail or two reminiscent of "Skating with Celebrities", I'll definitely enjoy the show...
Following that extravaganza on Ice, the wife and I and two other friends are going to see one of my favorite bands, G Love and Special Sauce. A Philly Favorite playing tonight at the House of Blues...
From one of my favorite G Love songs...
When We Meet Again
Springtime is here, and the wind from the southOsama, you don't scare me.
Blows strong and warm to clean out your house
The sun has arisen and the lies that were told are
Driven outside with the freezing cold
I can remember a spring just like this
I was 19 yrs. old
Now the time is sorely missed
The first year that I left my mother's house
Out to make my way in this world somehow
I can't believe how the times they have changed
All the dreams that came true still seem so far away
I remember the days sittin' on the front porch
With the sun beatin' down in my neighborhood
I'd sit out all night singin' songs to the moon
Or try and get some sweet honey back to my bedroom
My friends they were few but to me they were true
All we was trying to do was just to make it through
Always thought for the future, but we shouldn't have cared
All the best things in life we shared them right there
So to all those old friends God be with them
I wish, I wish I could see you again
In the same corner bar where it all started from
Dig your plow so deep now the stars have all gone
So wherever they shine may it be warm and bright
Out to ease my mind on this worried night
It all seems so simple and good tidings I send
I'll never forget that one year that we spent
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