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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 

New Retirement Plan

I have a feeling that I'm going to have difficulty selling this blog for the amount technocrati seems to value my blog at.
(See 'Retirement Plan' in the sidebar)

If that doesn't work out I think I've found an alternative plan.
Dublin, Nov. 14 (Reuters): A nursing home in Ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients- by providing its own pub.

St Mary's Hospital in County Monaghan, near the Irish border with Northern Ireland, believes ready access to a good pint may help its patients- average age 85- actually live longer.

The pub, which opens at 11 am and closes at 9 pm and charges normal bar prices, had also led to an increase in the number of visitors, she said.
Now if I ever had to be institutionalized, which may happen long before I get old enough to be admitted at this Graduate School of Barflies, this would be the place to be!

You know how fast those pints can go down without teeth obstructing the route to the tummy?

How exactly are training wheels administered on the tequila shots? With bumpers on the walkers?

Body Shots could get pretty ugly too.

Not to mention the depravity of the flirtation sure to ensue when alcohol and horny 85 year old men are mixed...

Oh how the Viagara will fly.
Cheers!
Ireland is where strange tales begin
and happy endings are possible.
--Former Taoiseach Charles Haughey
More Irish toasts and blessings.

I saw how much my blog was worth and reliazed that Technoratti is full of crap. If anyone is willing to pay that for my blog please contact me and it will be yours.

I need a beer. My blog is only worth 5600 bucks. How depressing. I'll trade it for a six-pack of Rolling Rock.

Doc: what kind of whacked formula do they use that values my site at almost 200 grand????! How do I cash this sucker in?

FM: touche puddytat

Pandy: now that sounds like a deal not to be refused!

I say we trade the Medicare Prescription Drug plan for this Just Booze Um Up plan.

It would be far less complicated, probably cheaper, and way more fun!

Sounds like a win win situation to me.

This made my day! Living in Florida we'd all joke that when we got old we were going to move up north and drive slow, but I'll definitely be Ireland bound now!

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