I hwuut my fin-guhh...
Huh? You what?
"I hav an owwie on my fin-guhh"
Ok, hold on a sec Wease, lemme grab my camera so we can show mommy the owwie.
Here we go bud, show me that owwie!
(I hope grandma isn't reading this- I'm going to be in huge trouble!)
Further investigation finds that he bit his finger while gobbling down his bacon. Yeah that's right- MMMMMmmmm Bacon...
When he is eating something he really likes (bacon? DUH) he tends to roll his eyes back in his head... a Bacorgasm if you will. Well, he apparently lost track of one of his digits and took a chomp...
That's my boy!