I've got mail... yaaaaaaaaay
You'll never guess what I just got in the mail, my very own 2006 Republican Party Platinum Card!!
Dieter says: 'Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!'
Despite my smart-a$$ answers to their written survey and the over the phone solicitation I received last summer (which they obviously did not document), I'm still considered among the 'very limited number of distinguished Americans' to receive such an honor.
I'm assuming that flashing this 2006 Republican Party Platinum Card as I cross our border will instantly make border guards back down and hit their knees in respect of El Presidente Jorge Buuuuuuuuuuush.