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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 

Slick Willy Condoms

You all knew it was going to happen eventually; (from WND)
The names of former President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, the intern who had sex with the commander in chief, will be attached to a new line of condoms.

According to a report in the Mainichi Daily News, a contraceptive company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, "apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president."
Apparently there are going to be different levels of quality amongst these 'brand' name condoms;
"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," said Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."
Guess the Lewinsky tends to leak? Oh, and check out these Blow Out prices!
A box of 12 with Clinton's name will sell for about $3.72, with the Lewinsky version going for $2.35.

"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," Liu said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."
Well, I can understand why the Chinese would consider Clinton a very generous man...

Just make sure you also get your hands on some spot remover towelettes just incase the Lewinsky leaks...

Now THAT'S classy! Put me down for a dozen boxes of each.

Wild Willy's presidential legacy is finally asserting itself in the markets.

you beat me to it. I guess I should stop by more often.

Wyatt: got a party cummin up? I want an invite!

Insol: Makes ya wonder what exactly they so envied about big willy... What exactly did he show them when he was scammin their yen?

Doc: my bad brah... your version does a much better job of bringin teh funny! Thanks for the acknowledgement tho!

I think Clinton was generous.
Look what he gave to Monica.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ijust gotta get me one of those!

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