Slick Willy Condoms
The names of former President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, the intern who had sex with the commander in chief, will be attached to a new line of condoms.Apparently there are going to be different levels of quality amongst these 'brand' name condoms;
According to a report in the Mainichi Daily News, a contraceptive company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, "apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America's 42nd president."
"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," said Liu Wenhua of the Guangzhou Rubber Group. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."Guess the Lewinsky tends to leak? Oh, and check out these Blow Out prices!
A box of 12 with Clinton's name will sell for about $3.72, with the Lewinsky version going for $2.35.Well, I can understand why the Chinese would consider Clinton a very generous man...
"The names we chose are symbols of people who are responsible and dedicated to their jobs," Liu said. "I believe Bill Clinton cannot be unhappy about this because he's a very generous man."
Just make sure you also get your hands on some spot remover towelettes just incase the Lewinsky leaks...