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Tuesday, November 22, 2005 

Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.


Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.











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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one......

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

linked with Don Surber, The Political Teen

Sure you didn't mean Timothy Leary?

Agreed that that was quite the narrow view of each of those people but it wouldn't be as compelling to list Hitler's ambitions! Gimme the party animals instead!

Perhaps vegetarianism provokes megalomania... I've known some nutty veggies freaks.

My choice was Churchill- I just don't approve of vegetarianism. Gimme bacon, I say!!

I want names to go with those congressman too Peak.

Yos: no joke!

Doc: good call, sounds like a future post to me.

SETUP.

Well I was screwed on that one.

We know Ted Kennedy wasn't arrested for drunk driving or negiligent homicide. So how many crimes did these guys walk away from?

Happy Thanksgiving Peak.

I'd like to have the names of those members of Congress also. What a disgrace.

I'm with Katey... I want names!

Excellent post Peakah. I knew the last one was Hitler before looking but I didn't know who the first two were until I saw the answers.

I guess the background of a person doesn't really give a complete picture does it?

Great post.
Who is the young lady?

She doesn't look like any congress person I know...

Excellent post. I had come across this information before so I had a bit of an advantage in choosing my answers. Otherwise I would have (shudder) voted for Hitler.

www.ravingconservative.com

In an attempt to layout names I realized that it would take me days to detail the list of crimes committed by all the individuals who "represent" us.

That's "Representative" defined by one who has political connections and lots of money.

Go ahead and search the name of any congressman you'd like (yours in particular) and search 'crimes'.

There's no shortage of information for pretty much any of them. Really makes you motived to vote eh?

Yeah, yeah, but answer CUG's question: Who's the broad?

Yeah.
The important question!

All I need to do to get you guys to comment is to post a picture of a cute chick! Um, I don't know her you guys so quit emailing me your phone numbers to give to her will ya? It was an image that came up on a Google Image search for "thinking". Dictionary.com can define that word for you pervs! *grin*

I certainly would have messed that choice up, with just the information provided.

Now, the girl. Hmmm!!

Hooah!!

Hooah!

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