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Sunday, January 01, 2006 

Deep Fried Dipwad

I know how much Sam loves PETA so this one is for her, in case she was contemplating a name change...

Found on WorldNetDaily:
A worker with the rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com to support a campaign against the Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant chain.

The former Chris Garnett says the name is official, and he has the driver's license and papers to prove it.

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C'mon dude, you know you're just doing it to get Pamela Anderson all hot for you... who are you kidding?

Say my name baby!!
Oh, Kentuckyfriedcruelty.com save them chickens you cluckin stud!


If that doesn't work out, there's Lauren Anderson to hit on... you remember her right? The star of the smash hit "Who Wants to be a Playboy Centerfold" on FOX? ...me neither...

If that doesn't work out, there's always Andy Dick! Yikes...

You can't blame him, testosterone (or perhaps the lack of) does weird things to 19 year old boys.

I'm sure he is making his parents proud.
They still call him Chris, but "have accepted the change."

The website says "KentuckyFriedCruelty.com's advocacy for animals has been the defining force in his life since he was a child."

"His father would take him fishing, but when he saw the animals struggling at the end of a hook, he insisted on taking up bird-watching instead.
Nice job explaining survival skills to your kid pops.

Don't get me wrong, there are some pretty disgusting things that happens to those chickens while they're being prepared for mass consumption and I've always been of the camp that life should be treated with respect, yet it is no small task to raise and prepare almost a billion chickens a year to meet the demands made by KFC's consumers.

It's when PETA does moronic campaigns such as equating the lives of chickens with the lives of Jews in concentration camps during WWII that rationality gets tossed out of the window and PETA loses their credibility.

I don't have a dog in this hunt... I'm allergic to things with wings, well, birds anyway. The flies I ate when I was a kid didn't seem to do much damage. It's Prime rib time for me when the turkey is being cooked during the holidays!

I think it's time to fry up some bacon just for fun... MMMMmmmm bacon...

Just remember... No Choking the Chicken!

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I saw a typo on Kentucky's licence.

Under sex, it says: 'M'

It should be: '?'


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Make mine extra-crispy pleeaasse....

Insol: *laugh* "No sex please, for gene pool cleanliness purposes"

TMH: Dude is naturally extra crispy between the ears...

I was thinking it should say "N" under sex, for NEVER, cause with his goofy face, and new screwed up name, he probably won't even be able to buy it.

However, his campaign might be working. Dawn at Tiny Voices couldn't get chicken at KFC last night, they were out.

http://webmiztris.blogspot.com/2006/01/crappy-happy-new-year.html

LOL - that's insane.

The guy looks like a f*cktard, so it's very suiting.

Must link to this sucker, lol. Thanks.

Wow. This is why I had to get out of Norfolk, VA. WAY too many liberals.

Happy new year!

P.S. Note under 'Class' it says 'None'. That's what PETA lacks. That and brains.

I'm embarrassed to have even been born in VA now... Ironic that under Class he has None, because he certainly doesn't have any. He belongs with the lady that wanted to switch with my mother in the hospital when I was born. Convinced she was going to have a girl (after having 5 boys), she painted the baby room pink and had everyone buy her baby girly clothing. She had a boy... and was willing to trade him to my mom for $100 and me. *shudders* I would have been a "Diana Lynn Garnett" WAIT!?!? *shock* Could I have been his sister???!!!! *shudders again*

So is he known as Mr. Cruel or Mr. Com?

I also see that he has no endorsements. Odd I figure PETA would have helped him out. I'm thinking that if he ever marries that his wife would want to keep her last name.

Chickens are a crop just like corn or wheat. We don't gripe about how they're treated, being cut down by a giant motorized scythe without any anesthetic or sedative do we?

As long as it tastes good, I couldn't care less what they do with the chicken, cow, or pig crops before, during, or after their harvest.

Peakah, My Father in law raises chckens for Tyson Foods who supplies KFC with birds. I have seen first hand some of the people that Tysons hires to process the birds. I am sure what went on in the video goes on there too sometimes. Bad management is what is wrong there. Anyways, as Chik-fil-a says "eat more Chikin"

CP: N for 'Neuter me please'... KFC out of chicken? Yikes!

Sam: thanks hon!

SeanS: good luck escaping liberal alcatraz that has become pretty much every urban area in the US! Nice observation with the 'class' designation!

Jaden: it may explain a lot! (j/k)

TD: more like Mr. Con... (confused)

DPT: married? that's for chicken loving sickos!

KJ: I can't disagree too much although there is a part of me (from reading too much Castaneda) that senses value in all that exists on a plane that is beyond the taste buds...

Ssssteve: unfortunately there are always going to be moron employees... just check out congress.

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